•• EXCUSE ME DUCKIE BUT LUCAS LOVED ME ••
from the film EXCUSE ME DUCKIE BUT LUCAS LOVED ME by Félix Sabroso and Dunia Ayaso

a film by Félix Sabroso 
and Dunia Ayaso 
1998 | 92 mins | Spain 

Jordi Mollà .... Toni 
Pepón Nieto .... Carlos 
Roberto Correcher .... Dani 
Alonso Caparrós .... Lucas 
Lucina Gil .... Clara 
Gracia Olayo .... Estrella 
Esperanza Roy .... Juliana 
María Pujalte .... Mari Carmen 
Ferran Rañé .... Miguel 

Excuse Me Duckie But Lucas Loved Me 
/ Perdona bonita 
pero Lucas me quería a mí 
a lively Spanish gay murder mystery 
played for laughs 

Screened in Great Britain as part of the 
14th London Lesbian & Gay Film Festival 
- 2000 
  Under threat of eviction from their homophobic landlady, flatmates Carlos, Dani and Toni are forced to look for another tenant to help pay the rent. Only their idea of the forth 'man about the house' is one of sexual fantasy, casting aside potential contenders in the hope of securing a tall, dark and handsome stranger. And boy are they in luck, for at the tail end of a series of interviews with seemingly every social misfit going, in walks hunky Lucas and surprise, surprise not only has he got the spare room, but also the keys to their hearts.

Trouble is, fast-forward three months and Lucas is past tense and put it this way, he didn't pass away in his sleep, unless that is you go to bed with a set of kitchen knives in your chest! All of which prompts a police investigation and one that is set to reveal that there was more to the man of their dreams, than what at first appeared.

If all this sounds like a gay take on SHALLOW GRAVE, well it is - kind of. Only if you replace suspense with high camp, then you have an idea of what to expect. For this is a lively Spanish gay murder mystery with a stereotypical cast of characters, each of whom relate their comical tale by way of a series of flashbacks, that in turn detail how sexually intertwined the principal players were with the deceased.

And that is what makes this comic work - work. For this is a film whose spirited performances give rise to a lot of fun. And here I'm not just referring to the three wise, or perhaps not so wise men, but equally their cleaning lady Juliana, karaoke singer Estrella, police inspector Clara, not to mention her crazed assistant Mari Carmen.

In short, you kind of know what to expect when the title of a film so aptly sums it up and in this case it would appear that Lucas just could not keep his rampant libido in check. As for who killed him, well that would be saying, or would it given any serious detection is cast aside to play for laughs right up to the hilarious conclusion of the piece, one that Hercule Poirot would certainly not offer. Then again, would he? Perhaps, but only if he, like us, use our little gay cells!
Copyright 2008 David Hall
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